Paraphrasing:
'Try this: make your 4th drink (shot) a spritzer.'
I Am
It Is Woooooorrking!!!*
I bow to you!
Spiked Kombucha, anyone? <supreme sincere happy face!>
P.S. A toast to Stanton Peele!!!
*In other words, I Will Be Surprised As Hell If I Have Any Sort Of Desire For Another Drink Today!